Funny Quotes About Venus Plantets Weather
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
But they didn't planet.
How does one find something that rhymes with Venus?
He make(s)aturn around Uranus!
What did the Sun say when it first saw Venus?
Are you Sirius?
Confusing Venus with Aphrodite is no big deal.
It's just a mythunderstanding.
With NASA pursuing the hotter Venus
Mars is left feeling cold.
I cannot get on board with colonizing Venus
I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.
Why is Earth worried about the relationship between Mercury and Venus? Because these two are moving too fast.
Redditor buys venus flytrap
Venus flytrap enjoying a light meal
Which novel is Venus de Milo's favorite?
A Farewell to Arms
What kind of flower has a mouth?
Tulips
Old Gold
What is Zeus' stripper name?
Greece Lightning
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, "What's your favourite planet?"
Her: It's Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
A Planetary Conversation:
"Hey Venus, you see that planet over there?" - Earth "Yeah, what about it?" - Venus "Do you think he likes to watch the sun rise and set like us? He's so far away..." - Earth "Well Maybe he needs to Neptune in with the rest of us." - Venus "Did you just make a planet pun...?" - Earth "Don't Saturn this around on me, I'm hot and flustered all the time" - Venus "I guess you could say your Mercury's rising...snickers" - Jupiter
"GOD DAMNIT" - Earth
Earth is doomed
The earth is doomed, women should go back to Venus, men to Mars, and us gays will go deep into Uranus
Dad joke from my 6 year old...
Kid: "How many suns does Mercury have?"
Me: "One"
Kid: "How many suns does Venus have?"
Me: "One"
Kid: "How many sons does Earth have?"
Me: "One"
Kid: "Wrong, there's millions and millions of sons. I'm a son, you're a son, all boys on earth are sons."
Which planet is the spikiest?
Venus, because it's the morning star.
Dadjoked my son at the planet exhibit of the National Air and Space Museum.
12 year old son: "Did you know Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system?"
Me: "Did you know Venus is the only planet whose name rhymes with 'penis'?"
The best part was my wife and kids trying to stifle their embarrassed laughter around the museum visitors. :)
A dad joke of astronomical proportion
A friend an I were driving home when I noticed two bright stars in the sky I knew to be planets.
Me: "Do you know what planets those are?"
Him: "I don't know... Mars and Venus?".
Me: "I'm pretty sure they're Venus and Jupiter"
Him: "Yeah, I had no idea. I just pulled two planet names out of my..."
Me: "Uranus?"
I'm pretty sure my dad has only ever used his Facebook this once
I was in Paris and uploaded a photo I took of the Venus de Milo.
Dad: This guy looks pretty 'armless Me: oh dear Mum: besides which, I think it's a girl Me: the boobs give it away Mum: ya reckon?
Shut down, dad.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.
But they didn't planet.
Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars and Venus Williams walk into a bar
But they didn't planet
Bruno Mars, Venus Williams, and Freddie Mercury walked into a bar...
but they didn't planet that way
Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars into a bar...
...But they didn't planet that way.
I called Serena Williams to interview her for a magazine article and asked, "So Serena, What's your favorite planet?"
Her: It's Venus.
Me: I'm sorry Venus. Could you put Serena on the phone?
Interviewer: "So Serena, what's your favourite planet?"
Serena Williams: It's Venus.
Interviewer: I'm sorry Venus, could you put Serena on the phone?
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